Oct 10 12:50 am

Finally figured out my Halloween costume.

I’m so getting laid by pixar fangirls.

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Sep 29 12:08 pm

Nixon's Moon Landing Failure Speech

In the event that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin had gotten stranded on the moon’s surface, Bill Safire had this speech ready for Nixon to deliver to a terrified, heartbroken nation.  Amazing stuff, and a good reminder that the Apollo astronauts went into space knowing that they might never, ever come back.

via gawker.

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Sep 24 3:56 pm
Let’s say you’re on stage, and you need to send a fax to security.  It’s 6 AM, so the office with the fax machine is locked.  Do you: A) Call someone who knows the combination to the lock B) Call security and explain the situation C) JIGSAW!!

Let’s say you’re on stage, and you need to send a fax to security.  It’s 6 AM, so the office with the fax machine is locked.  Do you:

A) Call someone who knows the combination to the lock

B) Call security and explain the situation

C) JIGSAW!!

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Sep 24 12:41 pm

Lily Allen is hypocrite, doesn't understand copyright law, is generally retarded

Quirky indiepop darling Lily Allen has been berating filesharers for bankrupting the music industry.  This is dumb.  But more importantly, Allen posted an article on her website explaining why copying is bad.  An article from Techdirt that she copied and posted without attribution, which is a violation of Techdirt’s copyright. That’s right, she tried to show us that violating copyright is wrong by violating someone’s copyright.

In addition, she’s a downright hypocrite.  She had two mixtapes available for download on her own website that contained 19 unauthorized tracks from other artists.

So it’s okay for cute, quirky Lily to copy other people’s work and music, just don’t copy hers.

Full article here.

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Sep 22 7:08 pm
Today’s Heavy Sigh brought to you by right-wing tea party-ers.

Today’s Heavy Sigh brought to you by right-wing tea party-ers.

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Sep 22 1:51 pm
robhuebel: No. Come on. No. I just noticed that he’s wearing SKATES. ICE SKATES.

robhuebel:

No.

Come on.

No.

I just noticed that he’s wearing SKATES.

ICE SKATES.

robhuebel Via Rob Huebel
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Sep 17 3:57 pm

Music Industry Wants Royalties... from 30 second iTunes previews »

I don’t understand how the big record companies JUST. DON’T. GET. IT.

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Sep 16 11:18 am
God, I can’t wait to be rich.

God, I can’t wait to be rich.

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Sep 10 2:10 pm
Current state of my iPhone. Not sure about the glass icons but I love my c&h wallpaper.

Current state of my iPhone. Not sure about the glass icons but I love my c&h wallpaper.

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Sep 9 11:32 am
I may or may not totally do this in my head when I’m on dates. Ladies, should you find yourselves lucky enough to be on a date with me, bear in mind that when I stare dreamily into your eyes, I’m not thinking of seducing you.  I’m probably drawing up a punnett square in my head to figure out whether or not our kids would have dangly earlobes or attached earlobes.

I may or may not totally do this in my head when I’m on dates.

Ladies, should you find yourselves lucky enough to be on a date with me, bear in mind that when I stare dreamily into your eyes, I’m not thinking of seducing you.  I’m probably drawing up a punnett square in my head to figure out whether or not our kids would have dangly earlobes or attached earlobes.

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