you had to go and turn it into a thing

Apr 10

I have a tumblr account? I remember now!

Oct 10

Finally figured out my Halloween costume.

I’m so getting laid by pixar fangirls.

Sep 29

Nixon’s Moon Landing Failure Speech

In the event that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin had gotten stranded on the moon’s surface, Bill Safire had this speech ready for Nixon to deliver to a terrified, heartbroken nation.  Amazing stuff, and a good reminder that the Apollo astronauts went into space knowing that they might never, ever come back.

via gawker.

Sep 24

Let’s say you’re on stage, and you need to send a fax to security.  It’s 6 AM, so the office with the fax machine is locked.  Do you:
A) Call someone who knows the combination to the lock
B) Call security and explain the situation
C) JIGSAW!!

Let’s say you’re on stage, and you need to send a fax to security.  It’s 6 AM, so the office with the fax machine is locked.  Do you:

A) Call someone who knows the combination to the lock

B) Call security and explain the situation

C) JIGSAW!!

Lily Allen is hypocrite, doesn’t understand copyright law, is generally retarded

Quirky indiepop darling Lily Allen has been berating filesharers for bankrupting the music industry.  This is dumb.  But more importantly, Allen posted an article on her website explaining why copying is bad.  An article from Techdirt that she copied and posted without attribution, which is a violation of Techdirt’s copyright. That’s right, she tried to show us that violating copyright is wrong by violating someone’s copyright.

In addition, she’s a downright hypocrite.  She had two mixtapes available for download on her own website that contained 19 unauthorized tracks from other artists.

So it’s okay for cute, quirky Lily to copy other people’s work and music, just don’t copy hers.

Full article here.

Sep 22

Today’s Heavy Sigh brought to you by right-wing tea party-ers.

Today’s Heavy Sigh brought to you by right-wing tea party-ers.

robhuebel:

No.
Come on.
No.

I just noticed that he’s wearing SKATES.

ICE SKATES.

robhuebel:

No.

Come on.

No.

I just noticed that he’s wearing SKATES.

ICE SKATES.

Sep 17

Music Industry Wants Royalties... from 30 second iTunes previews -

I don’t understand how the big record companies JUST. DON’T. GET. IT.

Sep 16

God, I can’t wait to be rich.

God, I can’t wait to be rich.

Sep 10

Current state of my iPhone. Not sure about the glass icons but I love my c&h wallpaper.

Current state of my iPhone. Not sure about the glass icons but I love my c&h wallpaper.